Top 10 Common Knowledges Among Kids

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10. The word dong (poop) is the funniest word. Ever.
9. Scribbling on your homework isn't near as funny as scribbling on the kid's next to you.
8. Something that is dirty after being dropped on the floor can be cleaned immediately if you stick it in your mouth.
7. Farting can be done at anytime, no matter who's around, it is also pretty funny.
6. Nose picking can be done at anytime, no matter who's around.
5. If you punch/hit/kick someone, you will get in less trouble if you immediately start to cry after doing so.
4. Everything sounds better if you scream it at the top of your lungs.
3. You should never sit still for more than 3 minutes. Rock back in your chair, climb under your desk or just start wandering around.
2. There is nothing wrong with sticking your hands down your pants or lifting your shirt for long periods of time, no matter who is around.
1. Calling someone a monkey is the meanest thing you can call somebody. It is the ultimate put down.